Okay, I don’t order pizza for delivery very often. Mostly because Keli works for Mary’s Pizza Shack and I’m sick of pizza. I decided to splurge tonight and order Bailey and myself a pizza. So I called the Round Table Pizza that is, quite literally, 5 minutes away and after giving the guy my phone number and address and waiting on hold for a few minutes he comes back and tells me that I’m out of delivery range. Even though they deliver to my buddie’s house about 15 minutes away from their locale. He says to call the other Round Table that is about 5 minutes away from me in the opposite direction.
So I call them and Brian there tells me that we’re out of delivery range. To which my reply was “How can I be out of range? There are three stop lights seperating my house from you” His annoying manager was in the background and said “Well, if he’s complaining maybe they should just come pick it up”. Needless to say, Round Table Pizza is off of my list and will not get my money.
Then I call Pizza Hut because they deliver ANYWHERE in Santa Rosa. Or so i thought. We’re not in their delivery range either. My old house 10 minutes away was in range but the extra 10 minutes is apparently TOO far. They said to call Mary’s because “they deliver anywhere”.
The pizza gods hate me.
Why did we have to move to the pizza delivery black whole of the entire freaking city?! It’s not like we’re in the sticks or anything.
I’d drive to pick up the damn pizza except Keli has the car. While she’s eating dinner at Chevy’s with her sisters. So while she dines on fine mexican food and margaritas, Bailey and I will feast on frozen french fries and chicken nuggets.
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that’s like some kind of Pizza Hell!