This page is hilarious. I stole it from Breaking Windows (linked also over there on the left). My favorite so far(hey, it’s page after page of client quotes, haven’t read them all yet) is:
someone who I worked for (very briefly for apparent reasons):
“Yeah, it’ll be cool to do this construction company’s site ’cause we can
put those ‘under construction’ signs all over. Like with the little guy
digging.”
They make me giggle.