I don’t know if the reasons behind this list are real or not but this is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. My favorites are:
16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my ‘Sampson like powers’.
29. The Irish MPs are not after ‘Me frosted lucky charms’.
76. “Teddy Bear, Teddy bear, turn around” is *not* a cadence.
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Actually, the whole list if funny. Go read it. But not at work or when you’re supposed to be on the phone helping customers fix their computers.
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These are my favorites:
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.