Real Men of Genius

Ever since Bud Light started doing the Real Men of Genius and Real American Heros radio ads, they’ve never failed to make me burst into fits of laughter for the next few days. Never fails, I’ll get a line or two from an ad stuck in my head, I’ll be walking around town and suddenly start laughing. I get strange looks, sure, but it’s worth it.

What I found ealier today was this oasis of laughter.

Some of my favorites are:

• Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
• Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
• Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
• Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer

One of my all-time favorites is Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

This 4th of July we salute you Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
(Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor)
Not content to harmlessly repel insects with lotion, you discovered a way to fry them with electricity until their bodies explode
(Zap! Ka-boom!)
Ah, the sounds of summer… Crickets chirping, birds singing, the blood curdling scream of a moth having 700 volts of electricity shoot through it’s body.
(Music to my ears)
Every night, a magical explosion of exoskeleton and insect goo that can only mean one thing.. summer’s here
(Die bugs die)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. June Bug Blaster
Then sit back and watch the fireworks
(Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor)

Ahh… good stuck-in-your-head-all-week fun…

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