Attention unregistered Californians!
Oct 23. , 2006 
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Today is the LAST day for Californians, who are eligible to vote but who have been too damn lazy, to register to vote for the November 7th elections.
Click here to register to vote
Remember: If you don’t vote (but are able to), you have no right to complain!
Reminder: If you haven’t registered to vote yet, you probably have little to no understanding of the issues at hand or the repercussions of your actions at the ballot box. If you register today, please make sure to drink copiously before casting your vote!
Remember: if you vote poorly, I have every right to complain about you.