All Signs Point To You’re An Idiot
Aug 25. , 2008 
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I’ll just leave this little gem from todays news with you all. Feel free to comment:
On July 15, a female inmate got out of the jail by hiding behind a food cart, the Clovis News Journal reported. She was caught seconds later after she was knocked down by a passing vehicle while trying to cross a street.
I’m not sure which is more pathetic, how she got out or how she got caught. Remember, kids: look both ways before crossing the street.
She’s clearly a criminal genius. If she’d managed to navigate the logs and turtles, she’d have been home free.