The 2010 Presidential State of the Union Drinking Game
Jan 26., 2010 
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I’m so excited, everyone! Tomorrow night President Barack Obama will be delivering his first ever State of the Union address and you know what that means! As with previous years, I made sure you all had access to then-current year’s State of the Union Drinking Game.
If you’re like me, you’re a bit uneasy about what to expect since the previous eight State of the Union addresses were, by and large, identical and we knew what we were getting ourselves into. This year, however, is uncharted territory.
This year’s State of the Union Drinking Game was put together, quite nicely, by The Huffington Post:
NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking. This is the comedy section. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.
EVENT INSTRUCTIONS Obama says “let me be clear” Do one shot Obama says “change isn’t easy” Do one shot Obama says “make no mistake” Do one shot Obama says “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.” He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots Obama yells back Finish the bottle Obama says “jobs” Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed Obama says “health care” Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog’s water bowl Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots Obama uses the term “Congressional leadership” Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow Obama says he’s “fighting for you” Do one shot, two if you believe him Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross Source: Huffington Post
You won’t have to look far online to find a “live” stream of the Address and if you’re so inclined, you can even download the White House’s iPhone app and watch it from your iThing.
Do you have any thoughts on what we’ll hear from Obama? More of the same? Are you expecting to hear valid, actual reasons for why things are the way they are?
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Now, tomorrow’s State of the Union address may not be as humorous as we’re used to but I think that the Huffington Post is onto something! If nothing else, I laughed my ass off with some of the things to look at for during the speech tomorrow (like when Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal).